jokes in english about Stupid blonde girls hahah

(1)

A blonde man calls 911 and says 'Help' my wife has gone into labor and her contraction are 10 minutes

? apart' the 911 operator ask 'Is this her first child

"of course not you idiot"

'this is her husband'

(2)

I know a blonde that was so stupid

that she tried to down a fish



(3)

what do you call it when a blonde

?gets taken by a demon

A vacant possession



(4)

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?0


(5)

why did the blonde have to drienk a hot Pepsi? -Because she couldn't

fit any ice into the bottle